Neighborhood Crawl: Detroit Shoreway

Cleveland, Ohio

Downtown Descends Into Dives

Cleveland’s Detroit Shoreway is in many ways the archetype near-urban neighborhood that fell into some level of disrepair before being reclaimed, renovated and reimagined by impassioned community members. According to the neighborhood’s own web site, median home sales during the 1990s fell as low as $16,000, a symbol of descent for a neighborhood that can trace its history back to the early 1800’s and the lifeblood of a canal, of all things.

The Detroit Shoreway borders likely change based on who you ask, but generally speaking, this area just west of Cleveland’s downtown tour is a sprawling, largely residential tract of land that traces Lake Erie. A handful of commercial corridors provide the main bar and restaurant concentrations for the area, but, as always, the dive bars, diners and food trucks that dot the area often veer off the beaten path.

What makes the area such a great neighborhood crawl is the mixture of time-tested history (evident in both the repair and disrepair of some of the key architecture in the area) and gently renovated offerings, creating a pretty impressive network of breweries and bars with just the right amount of neighborhood-infused diveyness to be worth the visit.

The Stops

1. B And G Tavern

4150 Lorain Ave, Cleveland, OH 44113

This recommended version of the Detroit Shoreway neighborhood crawl can really be split into two parts, a concentration around Lorain Avenue to the south and a more protracted stretch of offerings along Detroit Avenue a few blocks north. B And G serves as the Lorain anchor, home of maybe the best dive bar sign in Cleveland (and a candidate for best in the country) as well as some surprisingly good food catering to a steady stream of neighborhood regulars that have been frequenting B And G since the 1980s.

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2. Platform Beer Company

4125 Lorain Ave, Cleveland, OH 44113

In stark contrast to B And G’s dive bar interior, Platform Beer Company is the classic semi-urban brewery setup, in this case one that got a little too popular and subsequently sold to Anheuser-Busch InBev. Since the sale, changes can certainly be seen in the brewery’s offerings, but this original location still offers a compelling Cleveland neighborhood vibe.

3. Seti's Polish Boys

4242 Lorain Ave, Cleveland, OH 44113

A caveat is offered right at the top here that Seti’s Polish Boys is a food truck, and as such, the thing moves around. Typically speaking, the truck can be found at its home base here along Lorain Avenue, but the truck’s social media accounts provide updates on any excursions. When found, the name says it all, with the polish sausage the marquee offering and prime candidate for dive bar hopping fuel along this Shoreway tour.

4. Forest City Shuffleboard Arena & Bar

4506 Lorain Ave, Cleveland, OH 44102

Another true-to-title offering along Lorain, Forest City Shuffleboard provides exactly what it sounds like it might, an array of indoor shuffleboard courts flanked by standup bar shuffleboard tables and ample quantities of alcohol. Flat rates can be paid for hourly rental of the courts and tables, offering another opportunity to hassle your friends to chip in for something.

5. Happy Dog

5801 Detroit Ave, Cleveland, OH 44102

If you didn’t quite fill up at Seti’s Polish Boys, or if you’re starting your tour here with the Detroit Avenue branch of the itinerary, Happy Dog offers another Shoreway destination for cylindrical grilled meat. The vibe here is much more the “exotic toppings piled high” style than Seti’s “throw some onions on that thing” approach. A small stage can be found inside, hosting elements of the surging music scene in the Shoreway.

6. McNamara's Pub

8611 Lake Ave, Cleveland, OH 44102

On the edges of the Shoreway neighborhood, McNamara’s is the classic “reclaimed old building” version of a dive bar. In a profoundly residential area flanked by an equally classic convenience store across the street, McNamara’s interior wisely allows the age of the building to shine through, from the exposed and refinished wood floors to the brick interior walls.

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7. Terrestrial Brewing

7524 Father Frascati, Cleveland, OH 44102

Flanking a railroad that runs along Lake Erie, Terrestrial Brewing Company is part of one of those planned communities where sprawling apartment complexes give way to reclaimed portions of the surrounding area. Dominated by exposed brick and beer tanks, Terrestrial’s cavernous footprint offers ample space to pre-game the Shoreway’s two dive bar gems capping this recommended crawl.

8. Parkview Nite Club

1261 W 58th St, Cleveland, OH 44102

There are few Cleveland dive bars that feel quite as classic as Parkview Nite Club, the kind of neighborhood tavern that just screams “Midwest” in a very good way. From the vintage bowling game in the back corner to the long bar that stretches the full length of the building, Parkview is a magnet to the surrounding area, the kind of meeting place that pulls a neighborhood and its people together.

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9. Tina's Nite Club

5400 Herman Ave, Cleveland, OH 44102

The best is very much saved for last on this itinerary and best in this case applies to a dive bar that shares its space and signage with a bail bondsman. This cinder block-lined rectangle of a building houses what feels like a one-room-schoolhouse dive bar, a bare bones presentation brought to life by nearly-nightly karaoke that draws an impressive crowd. Stark patio, neighborhood setting, late night karaoke and an endless supply of High Life, there may be no better way to cap off a neighborhood crawl than Tina’s.

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