Old Milwaukee Winter Knit Hat
$21.99
If such a thing can be underrated, the Old Milwaukee color scheme is very much underrated. The gold and red look is classic, befitting the true dive bar majesty embodied by one of the original dive bar staples, Old Milwaukee.
This hat tells others that you love dive bars, you dig Old Milwaukee and you’re not afraid to get a little cold between the dive bar and a frosty Wisconsin parking lot if it means getting your hands on an Old Milwaukee or six.
- Dimensions: 7.5 in x 6 in x 4.3 in
- Weight: 4.16 oz (if you’re into hat weights)
In Short (With Feeling)
Now this is the kind of thing for the true dive bar beer connoisseur, proclaiming your deep knowledge of old man drinking beers for all the world to see. Old Milwaukee can be a rare dive bar pull these days, only the most discerning establishments stocking one of the true original dive bar beers. But there’s a reason they called it Old Milwaukee even when it was a young beer, it tastes like it was brewed for your grandpa and has been unchanged ever since. If you’re a dive bar fan (and I would certainly hope so given the site you’re on), these are good things and Old Milwaukee is still very much hanging on to its original and perpetual majesty.
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