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Minneapolis Dive Bar Guide

The Perfect Storm

The Upper Midwest is the right kind of weather-fueled breeding ground for hard-drinking dive bars able to withstand deep tranches of snow and humid summer heat. Minneapolis is, in a lot of ways, the perfect dive bar city, a community that embraces drinking and great food, a love affair so strong that the region’s signature food, a hamburger patty with a molten cheese core, was born, arguably, in a dive bar in the middle of a residential neighborhood. And though the true heritage of the Juicy Lucy is a debated historical footnote, the two main options are a dive bar and an ex-speakeasy that opened in 1928, two robust options.

The Nordeast, a neighborhood just across the Mississippi River from the city’s urban core, holds the city’s densest concentration of dive bars, a corridor with some of the purest Minneapolis has to offer, from a timeless brick rectangle like Jimmy’s Bar & Lounge to a green glowing outpost under a Ferris wheel like Tony Jaros’ River Garden. Beyond, amazing dive bars are built into the fabric of neighborhoods throughout the region, like The Nook with its subterranean dollar bill-lined bowling alley dive bar or The Spot, opened in 1885, its wood panel exterior looking it might just fit in during the 1800s.

And there’s more to the food here than the Juicy Lucy, though Matt’s Bar is an excellent place to start the pilgrimage (and it’s spelled “Jucy Lucy” according to them, of course). Dusty’s Bar, another Nordeast luminary, offers the dago, a variation on a hamburger made with ground pork. And Gopher Bar, maybe the last great dive bar in downtown St. Paul, is deservedly famous for coney dogs served with meat sauce (not chili) atop split Texas toast-style buns.

Food, drinking, dive bars, these things go hand in hand, and Minneapolis provides a perfect storm, resulting in neighborhood after neighborhood each with its own CC Club, its own Palmer’s Bar, creating a dive bar inventory of sorts hard to rival in the Upper Midwest and elsewhere.

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Reviewed Dive Bars

Recommended Not Yet Reviewed Dive Bars

Other Dive Bar Recommendations

Minneapolis Neighborhood Guides

Juicy Lucy Loop

2 Dive Bars

Minneapolis East Bank

4 Dive Bars

Minneapolis Nordeast

4 Dive Bars

Reviewed Minneapolis Dive Bars

SFG Rating

10

Gopher Bar

St Paul, Minnesota

The coneys are great. The egg rolls are worth it.

SFG Rating

10

CC Club

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Bathe in the dim, Christmas light glow.

SFG Rating

9

Juicy Lucy Loop

The Nook

St Paul, Minnesota

Ran Ham Bowling Center, you're the real MVP.

SFG Rating

9

Minneapolis Nordeast

Dusty's Bar

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Where the food tastes better if it snows.

SFG Rating

9

Palmer's Bar

Minneapolis, Minnesota

As alluring as a gentleman casually drinking a cocktail.

SFG Rating

9

Minneapolis Nordeast

Jimmy's Bar & Lounge

Minneapolis, Minnesota

The purest dive bar rectangle in Minny.

SFG Rating

9

Juicy Lucy Loop

Matt's Bar

Minneapolis, Minnesota

They sell chicken sandwiches, but please don't get one.

SFG Rating

8

Minneapolis Nordeast

Tony Jaros' River Garden

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Because nothing says Minneapolis like a lime and vodka cocktail.

SFG Rating

8

Minneapolis East Bank

Terminal Bar

Minneapolis, Minnesota

The dive bar wooden hull of a ship analogy will totally make sense.

SFG Rating

8

The Spot

St Paul, Minnesota

A testament to the timeless beauty of wood paneling.

SFG Rating

7

Northeast Yacht Club

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Nothing beats a nautical dive bar theme in the Upper Midwest.

SFG Rating

7

Cuzzy's

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Watch your dollar bill get absorbed into the wall.

SFG Rating

7

Minneapolis East Bank

Spring Street Tavern

Minneapolis, Minnesota

There's nothing a good Bloody Mary won't remedy.

SFG Rating

7

Minneapolis Nordeast

Mayslack's

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Nothing like a little professional wrestling and polka mixed with drinking.

SFG Rating

7

Minneapolis East Bank

Vegas Lounge

Minneapolis, Minnesota

The loudest, hottest karaoke on Earth to be sure.

SFG Rating

7

The 1029 Bar

Minneapolis, Minnesota

All the Minneapolis dive bar gambling bells and whistles.

SFG Rating

6

Minneapolis East Bank

Moose Bar & Grill

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Shaped like a steeple, guts like a sports bar.

SFG Rating

6

Schooner Tavern

Minneapolis, Minnesota

A fresh coat of paint can't hide all of the history.

SFG Rating

Skinner's Pub & Eatery

St Paul, Minnesota

Classic corner hole-in-the-wall

We have not had the great pleasure of getting to every possible dive bar (life goals), so inevitably there are great bars that we simply haven't been able to get to yet. The list below includes noteworthy dive bars that by all accounts look amazing but do not have a review associated with them just yet.

Neumann's

2531 7th Ave E, North St Paul, MN 55109

(651) 770-6020

Otter's Saloon

617 Central Ave SE, Minneapolis, MN 55414

(612) 379-3474

Shaw's

1528 University Ave NE, Minneapolis, MN 55413

(612) 781-4405

Turf Club

1601 University Ave W, St Paul, MN 55104

(651) 647-0486

Other Divey Drinking Options

The bars listed here are the best of the rest, great local drinking options that may not quite be classified as must-visit dive bar destinations (in our rudimentary estimation). There is no doubt a hidden gem or five in the list below. Happy hunting.

19 Bar

19 W 15th St, Minneapolis, MN 55403

(612) 871-5553

331 Club

331 13th Ave NE, Minneapolis, MN 55413

(612) 331-1746

Bull's Horn

4563 S 34th Ave, Minneapolis, MN 55406

(612) 208-0568

Frenchman's Pub

1400 E 66th St, Minneapolis, MN 55423

(612) 866-9912

Grumpy's Northeast

2200 4th St NE, Minneapolis, MN 55418

(612) 789-7629

Half Time Rec

1013 Front Ave, St Paul, MN 55103

(651) 488-8245

Knight Cap

1500 4th St NE, Minneapolis, MN 55413

(612) 378-9844

Lyon's Pub

16 South 6th St, Minneapolis, MN 55402

(612) 333-6612

Merlins Rest

3601 E Lake St, Minneapolis, MN 55406

(612) 216-2419

Mortimer's

2001 Lyndale Ave S, Minneapolis, MN 55405

(612) 872-1688

NE Palace

2500 4th St NE, Minneapolis, MN 55418

(612) 788-9535

Shantytown

8512 Pillsbury Ave S, Bloomington, MN 55420

(952) 881-7223

Ted's Liquors

1084 Larpenteur Ave W, St Paul, MN 55113

(651) 488-5773

The Cardinal

2920 E 38th St, Minneapolis, MN 55406

(612) 727-2856

The Joint

913 Cedar Ave, Minneapolis, MN 55404

(612) 338-6425

Uptown VFW

2916 Lyndale Ave S, Minneapolis, MN 55408

(612) 823-6233

Willard's Liquor

738 Thomas Ave W, St. Paul, MN 55104

(651) 224-6556

The Stantchion

20037 County Hwy 10, Hamel, MN 55340

17634202582

thestanchionbar.com

T-Shoppe Bar

4154 Fremont Ave N, Minneapolis, MN 55412

(612) 522-9905

Sandy's Tavern

6612 Penn Ave S, Richfield, MN 55423

(612) 869-9945

Como Tap

2124 Como Ave SE, Minneapolis, MN 55414

(612) 315-5257

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What did we miss? Where should we go? We'd love to hear your ideas, your favorite spots, your profound disappointments and anything in between.


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